Tuesday, December 2, 2008
You really shouldnt smoke in bed. It´s not safe. You also shouldnt sneak about at midnight on squeeky floor boards searching for vodka, beer, orange juice or water when someone´s sleeping 4 meters away. You shouldnt find people that like to call themselves Edward Cullen if they value their life because someone (you) will get very pissed off because they´re (you´re) secretly obsessed with him and the whole cheesy, but absolutely brilliantly wonderful saga.
- Guilty.
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Mel you are absolutely, postively, INSANE! Edward Cullen, bah! I'll show him, he wishes......
Zephyr: Edward Cullen if you value your life someone (me) will get very pissed off because they´re (you´re/ I'm?) secretly obsessed with you and the whole cheesy, but absolutely brilliantly wonderful saga. I also smoke in bed.
Edward: Oh. Um. I think I need to go date Jessica, talk to Rosalie, or get electrocuted by Jane... not that I'm not interested in your fascinating mind... er... or anything.
THE END.