Monday, March 24, 2008
Life might be like a box of chocolates (though i seriously have my doubts about that), but sex IS like a bag of pipas. You know why?? (btw, pipas are sunflower seeds, for all you uninitiated unenlightened foolish "dont-eat-pipas" type people out there)
You see, with pipas, when you first start out, at the very beginning, it seems they're impossibly over-rated, and very difficult to eat. You botch it more times than you actually get it right, and unless you humble yourself enough to ask the right way to do it, you may very well never get it right. But thats where asking a veteran pipa-eater how to properly eat pipas comes into play: they tell you, and sometimes even show you (dont start calling me a pervert... really, I promise I'm not) how to do it. Now even after the veteran's pipa-eating class, it may still take you a while to get it right. But eventually, if you dont give up, you'll realize that pipa-eating has become easier and easier for you, until it becomes second nature to you, and you'll become known for your superior pipa-popping skills, and the more you eat them, the more you get hooked, till you wonder how you could ever do without them. (Some individuals get sooo hooked that they have to eat them day and night or they go psycho) Neat hu?
so you have become a hardcore pipa eater already huh? the question is, what will you do when you go some place else where they don't have pipas and they don't eat them? (wich is actually the rest of the world....) my dad is really hooked on them and is thinking of getting a shipment of pipas if we move from Spain LOL
anyway, i miss you, and i hope you have a great time in Murcia and in the new place that you're going to :), hope to see you guys this summer!
welcome to the pipas club.
much love, penguins, cherries and pipas!!
I can't wait to get to spain and grab a bag of tijuana pipas. they have sunflower seeds here but they're not salted :(
Anyways i do think you're a pervert and some little innocent pipa is going to find itself in serious trouble with you.
they're loadsa fun, and i'd definitely have some pipa-munching than pop-corn-crunching any day...and of course if you do have some extra time and wanna learn the real pipa-popping, you gotta ask los españoles how to do it, cuz they know them pipas.
Anywho, loved your analogy!